sounds good to me

[Blooddrive]

HUSBAND CATCHES WIFE

A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight.
While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was
having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed.
Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the
lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to
the naked man's head. The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told
you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He
paid for your season Chicago Bear tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club
membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and
said, "What would you do?"

The cabby said, "I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches a cold."

[Borimorg]

LMAO!
I'd ask him if he wanted a beer too.

[Toag]

"can i get you guys a drink before i take my cabby friend out for a beer?"