60's songs revisited

[Blooddrive]

i've heard it's been fun being a baby boomer ... until now.
some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new
lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

1. Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
2. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
3. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
4. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
5. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
6. Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.
7. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver .
8. The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
9. Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
10. Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade Of Hair.
11. Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
12. The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
13. Abba--- Denture Queen.
14. Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
15. Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
16. Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
17. Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again .

i figured i would post this seeing as the population of this guild would at least halfway get it

[Borimorg]

Rolling Stones - Satisfaction
Just change the line

I'm driving round the world, and I'm doin this and signin that. And I'm trying to make some girl, she tells me, baby baby come back, maybe next week cause you Viagra prescription is just too weak


Pink Floyd - Social Security (Money)