Mystical Lightfighters

Lol, those look a lot like some of the ornaments I have. I deny the geek label however sirrah!

The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY ...

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious ...

http://www.okcupid.com


Go to the site and take the test for Geeks, nerds, dorks. I thought it was hilarious!

I submit that Zen has no goldfish!

A married couple was lying in bed one night. The wife is all curled up, ready to go to sleep, as the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.
As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife, and fondles her "special area." He does this a few times, but only for very short intervals ...

Two Australian builders (Phil and Eric) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit.
Phil: - I reckon he's an accountant.
Eric: - No way - he's a ...

Think before you speak...
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....

FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with ...

Ok I knew someone would say something smart, lol.

[ x ] Solteris Access #0A City in Peril
[ x ] Solteris Access #1 Knowledge for Power
[ x ] Solteris Access #1A City in Peril
[ x ] Solteris Access #2 Locating the Statue
[ x ] Solteris Access #2A City in Peril
[ x ] Solteris Access #2B City in Peril
[ x ] Solteris Access #3 Snakes Hiding ...

Real Life Name = Beautiful Scars

Game Name = Gilded Crotch

Ummm, yeah, lol.

Gladiatorr got it right!

Here is a riddle for you.

What is greater then God?
More evil then the devil?
The rich need it, the poor have it.
If you eat it you die.

Ashengate
[ ] - Core of the Tyrant (dropped by Magmaraug in the west wing)

Ashengate, Reliquary of the Scale: North
[ ] - Ebonheart of Lethar the Back (dropped by Lethar, second version)
[ ] - Elddar Moonlocket (dropped by Dyn`Leth, Firstborn of Lethar)

Ashengate, Reliquary of the Scale: West ...

I will probably be going on Saturday with my friends, everything is kind of up in the air at the moment still.

Celenea