>>
>> A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,
>> " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
>>
>> The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at
>> 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
>>
>> Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be
>> silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
>>
>> As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over
>> at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
>>
>> The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful
>> your radar detector went off when it did."
>>
>> As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal
>> radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through
>> clenched teeth, "Tarnation, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
>>
>> The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not
>> wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
>>
>>
>> The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on,
>> but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license
>> out of my back pocket."
>>
>> The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't
>> have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're
>> driving."
>>
>> And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the
>> driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
>>
>> The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your
>> husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
>>
>>
>> I love this part....
>>
>> "Only when he's been drinking."
>>
Carlisa
Gotta love this one
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