This one made me laugh

[Kityr]

Broccoli Casserole
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> A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner.
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> This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.
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> They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
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> The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her
> nervousness and the broccoli casserole.
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> The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other
> choice, she decides to relieve herself a
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> bit and lets out a dainty fart.
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> It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.
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> Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father
> looked over at the dog that had been
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> snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a r ather stern voice,
> 'Skippy!'.
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> The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her
> face.
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> A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
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> This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer
> rrrrrip.
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> The father again looked at the dog and yelled, 'Skippy!'
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> Once again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes!' A few minutes later the
> woman had to let another rip..
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> This time she didn't even think about it.
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> She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
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> Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,
> 'Skippy,
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> get away from her, before she shits on you!'